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New York Giants LB Keith Rivers the Latest Target of an Amanda Bynes Meltdown

June 29th, 2013 at 9:00 AM
By Dan Benton

'Amanda Bynes' photo (c) 2007, condoungtolua - license: In her relentless quest to become the Queen of all Hollywood meltdowns, former Nickelodeon star, Amanda Bynes, turned her attention to two different targets on Friday night: New York Giants linebacker Keith Rivers and rapper Scott Mescudi, who is better known as Kid Cudi.

Bynes' Twitter assaults on Mescudi are nothing new, having previously unleashed her version of hell upon him back in April, accusing him of leaking information to the press and calling him ugly. The tweet was later deleted and a retraction/apology was posted.

"I want to apologize to Scott Mescudi," Bynes wrote in a tweet that was also deleted. "My account was hacked, I didn't call him ugly. He's not ugly. He's gorgeous and we dated! I love him."

Rivers, meanwhile, who is confirmed to be connected to Bynes via Twitter, is new to the party.

"The only other ugly black guy I dated is named Keith Rivers. You won't want him or Scott Mescudi. They have herpes and are ugly!" she tweeted before removing it 15 minutes later.

The former USC linebacker wasted no time responding to Bynes — although he did so in a much more respectful fashion than was probably deserved, giving Bynes the benefit of the doubt.

"As we all know, Amanda Bynes is going through a tough time. the statements that were made by her are completely untrue and unfounded," he tweeted.

The NFL offseason is always such a dramatic, wild ride. Is it time for some actual football yet?


Tags: Amanda Bynes, Football, Keith Rivers, New York, New York Giants, NFL

8 Responses to “New York Giants LB Keith Rivers the Latest Target of an Amanda Bynes Meltdown”

  1.  kujo says:

    I f—ed Amanda Bynes. Yes, I recognize that that sounds ludicrous, but it’s true.

    She was filming a scenes for a movie on the UCF campus. The production took over one of the old Greek houses on Greek Row and they spent a few days filming stuff inside of it. Anyway, on the last night of filming, I get a phone call at the pizza place I was working at, ordering 40 large pizzas. The caller identified himself, and I decided that, since I’ve wanted to f— this actress for dating back to her All That years, I would do the delivery. When I got to the house, she came to talk to me while the catering people went to get the money. She was even more attractive in person, and such a nice girl. She asked me what I was studying, how long I’d lived in the area, whether or not I had a girlfriend, etc. Then she asked me what a good bar in the area was, and I jokingly told her I would be heading to one after I was done with work, and that she was welcome to join. I never thought she actually would, but she did. We had a few drinks, a few laughs, and then I took her back to my apartment.

    At no time did I get the sense that she was this batsh-t crazy broad that you hear about now. Ya know, other than agreeing to f— me.

  2.  GIANTT says:

    Dan , glad to see that my previous admonitions were taken seriously . At least you will get people reading this . Im glad it wasnt a pic of Keith Rivers .
    Kujo , does your bride read what you post ? I certainly hope not for your sake LOL

    •  kujo says:

      A) She does not

      B) Even if she did, I’ve got nothing to hide. I banged a celebrity–you don’t think that’s a story that is worth telling the person you love and want to spend the rest of your life with? Plus, it was before we were together. If she slept with, I dunno, Ryan Gosling, before we got together, I’d wanna know about it so I could congratulate her!

  3.  Krow says:

    People here have such interesting lives. I’m envious. I got the plain old one. Must have stood in the wrong line or something.

    •  norm says:

      I’m pretty sure I was standing in that same line.

      You may have recognized me. I think I was wearing my Young Whales sport jacket that day.

  4.  giantbuzz says:

    What an extraordinary story Kujo! I might say unbelievable! In fact I will.

  5.  giankees says:

    That fact that she met the pizza man and slept with him after drinks doesnt sound crazy at all for a movie star

    •  Krow says:

      Nope. All well balanced young women … starring in a motion picture … on a location shoot … end up in bed with the pizza guy after drinking at a local bar. No reason to think she was screwed up in any way.

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